idk what this means but it sounds deep
we'll help you find a new (old) home
super new, kinda british, and it's cool i guess
📍 new england region
founded by john winthrop, 1630
The best colony you could ever imagine, placed in the heart of New England. Home to fishing, shipbuilding, trading, etc... Basically this colony is really cool.
"it's like a city on a hill, or something. just buy it, please."
📍 new england region
founded by john mason, 1623
Uhh it's got a lot of trees. Like, a funny amount. So if you're into that whole lumberjack vibe, this is the place for you. Also, great fishing if you're into that idk.
"treez."
📍 new england region
founded by thomas hooker, 1636
so like we've got this river, and it's super fertile. great for farming. we're also trying to make stuff, so there's that. and we're all about voting and wtv:)
"come by the river, stay because i say so."
📍 new england region
founded by roger williams, 1636
basically, you can believe whatever you want here and nobody cares. it's tiny, but we've got boats and we trade a lot. so yea it's a good place if you're trying to escape your parents' religion.
"we're small, but we're cool. i promise."
the 'breadbasket' of america. we have food, and we're chill.
📍 middle colonies
founded by duke of york, 1664
it's is the most important place for trade. we've got a huge harbor and the hudson river, so you can make a lot of money here. it's also super diverse, so you'll meet lots of people (EXTROVERT WARNING).
"the city that never sleeps (because they're too busy making money)."
📍 middle colonies
founded by lord berkeley and sir george carteret, 1664
so, we're right between new york and phil, which is really cool. we've got a lot of farms and our soil is like really good for growing stuff. also, we don't care who lives here. so yeah a good place to settle down.
"we like farm. farming is only for the cool kids"
📍 middle colonies
founded by william penn, 1681
YALL THIS IS REALLY REALLY COOL PLEASE COME HERE 100% RECOMMENDATION, WE HAVE 100% GOOD REVIEW ON TrustPylot©. no one will force you to be christians or whatever just please this place is super nice with lots of people and cheap and yeah whatever. i'll give you a discount or a dowg if you want just please come here 😭😭😭
"please buy me i'm desperate"
📍 middle colonies
founded by peter minuit, 1638
we're small, but we've got this big river and bay, so we're good for trading and farming. we're also the first state to ratify the constitution, so we're officially cool. a solid choice if you want to be in the middle of everything.
"we're small, but we're mighty (and we're first)."
where the plantations are huge and the tea is sweet.
📍 southern colonies
founded by virginia company, 1607
we're the og colony, and we're kind of a big deal. we've got tobacco, which is gold (i mean it kinda is that time). we've also got the house of burgesses, which is our own little government. so, if you want to be where the action is, this is it.
"we were here first, so we're the best obviously."
📍 southern colonies
founded by lord baltimore (cecil calvert), 1632
we're all about religious freedom here, so Catholics, orthodox whatever is all tolerated (with love ❤️). we've also got a lot of tobacco, so you can get rich (or high... no joking don't get high on this stuffs...). and we're on the chesapeake bay, and it's prettyyyyyy.
"come for the tobacco, stay for the tobacco."
📍 southern colonies
founded by virginia colonists, 1653
we've got mountains, we've got beaches, we've got farms. we're independent, so if you're not a fan of being told what to do, this is for you.
"not north or south, just carolina."
📍 southern colonies
founded by eight lords proprietors, 1663
we're the place to be if you're rich and fancy. we've got huge plantations where we grow rice and indigo, and we make a lot of money.
"we're fancy:D"
📍 southern colonies
founded by james oglethorpe, 1733
we're the newest colony, so we're still figuring things out. but it's a good place to start over if you're in debt or something. we've got a lot of potential, so get in on the ground floor.
"not florida."