colonies for sale

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we'll help you find a new (old) home

the new england colonies

super new, kinda british, and it's cool i guess

Massachusetts Bay Colony
£12,500

massachusetts bay colony

📍 new england region

founded by john winthrop, 1630

The best colony you could ever imagine, placed in the heart of New England. Home to fishing, shipbuilding, trading, etc... Basically this colony is really cool.

what you get:

  • premium shipping and trade port access
  • well established educational institutions
  • strong town meeting governance system

"it's like a city on a hill, or something. just buy it, please."

New Hampshire Colony
£6,800

new hampshire

📍 new england region

founded by john mason, 1623

Uhh it's got a lot of trees. Like, a funny amount. So if you're into that whole lumberjack vibe, this is the place for you. Also, great fishing if you're into that idk.

cool stuff:

  • abundant white pine forests
  • strategic coastal access
  • excellent fur trading opportunities

"treez."

Connecticut Colony
£8,200

connecticut

📍 new england region

founded by thomas hooker, 1636

so like we've got this river, and it's super fertile. great for farming. we're also trying to make stuff, so there's that. and we're all about voting and wtv:)

cool stuff:

  • fertile river valley farmland
  • progressive democratic constitution
  • strategic location between major ports

"come by the river, stay because i say so."

Rhode Island Colony
£5,400

rhode island

📍 new england region

founded by roger williams, 1636

basically, you can believe whatever you want here and nobody cares. it's tiny, but we've got boats and we trade a lot. so yea it's a good place if you're trying to escape your parents' religion.

cool stuff:

  • complete religious freedom guaranteed
  • profitable triangular trade routes
  • premier shipbuilding facilities

"we're small, but we're cool. i promise."

the middle colonies

the 'breadbasket' of america. we have food, and we're chill.

New York Colony
£15,000

new york

📍 middle colonies

founded by duke of york, 1664

it's is the most important place for trade. we've got a huge harbor and the hudson river, so you can make a lot of money here. it's also super diverse, so you'll meet lots of people (EXTROVERT WARNING).

cool stuff:

  • premier natural harbor and port facilities
  • control of hudson river trade corridor
  • cultural and ethnic diversity

"the city that never sleeps (because they're too busy making money)."

New Jersey Colony
£7,600

new jersey

📍 middle colonies

founded by lord berkeley and sir george carteret, 1664

so, we're right between new york and phil, which is really cool. we've got a lot of farms and our soil is like really good for growing stuff. also, we don't care who lives here. so yeah a good place to settle down.

cool stuff:

  • exceptionally fertile farmland
  • strategic location for trade
  • religious tolerance and diversity

"we like farm. farming is only for the cool kids"

Pennsylvania Colony
£11,500

pennsylvania

📍 middle colonies

founded by william penn, 1681

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cool stuff:

  • guaranteed religious freedom for all
  • philadelphia's world-class port
  • rich agricultural and mineral resources

"please buy me i'm desperate"

Delaware Colony
£4,800

delaware

📍 middle colonies

founded by peter minuit, 1638

we're small, but we've got this big river and bay, so we're good for trading and farming. we're also the first state to ratify the constitution, so we're officially cool. a solid choice if you want to be in the middle of everything.

cool stuff:

  • prime delaware river access
  • productive agricultural lands
  • strategic coastal location

"we're small, but we're mighty (and we're first)."

the southern colonies

where the plantations are huge and the tea is sweet.

Virginia Colony
£18,000

virginia

📍 southern colonies

founded by virginia company, 1607

we're the og colony, and we're kind of a big deal. we've got tobacco, which is gold (i mean it kinda is that time). we've also got the house of burgesses, which is our own little government. so, if you want to be where the action is, this is it.

cool stuff:

  • profitable tobacco plantation economy
  • established representative government
  • tidewater region with river access

"we were here first, so we're the best obviously."

Maryland Colony
£9,200

maryland

📍 southern colonies

founded by lord baltimore (cecil calvert), 1632

we're all about religious freedom here, so Catholics, orthodox whatever is all tolerated (with love ❤️). we've also got a lot of tobacco, so you can get rich (or high... no joking don't get high on this stuffs...). and we're on the chesapeake bay, and it's prettyyyyyy.

cool stuff:

  • religious tolerance guaranteed by law
  • chesapeake bay maritime advantages
  • thriving tobacco economy

"come for the tobacco, stay for the tobacco."

North Carolina Colony
£8,900

north carolina

📍 southern colonies

founded by virginia colonists, 1653

we've got mountains, we've got beaches, we've got farms. we're independent, so if you're not a fan of being told what to do, this is for you.

cool stuff:

  • diverse geography and climate
  • naval stores and timber production
  • independent settler spirit

"not north or south, just carolina."

South Carolina Colony
£13,500

south carolina

📍 southern colonies

founded by eight lords proprietors, 1663

we're the place to be if you're rich and fancy. we've got huge plantations where we grow rice and indigo, and we make a lot of money.

cool stuff:

  • highly profitable rice and indigo exports
  • charleston's cosmopolitan culture
  • strategic atlantic port location

"we're fancy:D"

Georgia Colony
£6,500

georgia

📍 southern colonies

founded by james oglethorpe, 1733

we're the newest colony, so we're still figuring things out. but it's a good place to start over if you're in debt or something. we've got a lot of potential, so get in on the ground floor.

cool stuff:

  • fresh opportunity for new settlers
  • strategic military buffer location
  • silk and wine production potential

"not florida."